The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers in 1999.

1 Man, 7 Woman Hot Tub - $850/offer

Amana Washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

Snow Blower for sale...only used on snowy days.

Free Puppies...Part German Shepherd - part dog.

2 Wire Mesh Butchering Gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, Pair:$15

Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1998 Mustang, 5L, auto, excellent condition $6800

Cows, calves never bred...also 1 gay bull for sale.

83 Toyota Huncback-$2000

Star Wars Job of the Hut - $15

Free Puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel - 1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog

Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Unpleasant little dog.

German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

Full Sized Mattress. 20 Yr warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

Free 1 can of pork and beans with purchase of a 3 BR 2 Bath home.

For sale: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man)-$50

Nordic Track $300 Hardly used. Call Chubbie

Bill's septic cleaning "We Haul American Made Products

Shakespeare's Pizza - Free Chopsticks

Hummels - Largest selection ever "If It's In Stock, We Have It!"

Harrisburg postal employees gun club

Georgia Peaches - California Grown - 89 cents lb.

Nice parachute: Never opened -Used once - slightly stained.

Free: Farm kittens. Ready to eat.

American flag - 60 stars - Pole included $100

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 Per hour.

Notice: to the person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage: Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

Exercise equipment: Queen size mattress & box springs - $175

Our sofa seats the whole mob and its made of 100% Italian Leather.

Ground beast: 99 cents lb

Gas cloud clears out Taco Bell

Open house - Body Shapers Toning Salon - Free coffee & donuts

Fully cooked boneless smoked man - $2.09 lb