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Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Free Puppies. Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
German Shepherd 85 pounds. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat...been out awhile..better be reward.
1 Man, 7 woman hot tub. $850/offer.
Snow Blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Nordic Track $300 hardly used. Call Chubby
Georgia Peaches. California grown. 89 cents lb.
Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay $7 - $9 per hour.
For sale by owner. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
Karma's Korner