Dolly Parton has received an Oscar nomination for a song she wrote...Travelin' Thru", for the movie "Transamerica." Here are some of her recent quotes. They are pretty funny. Please enjoy.

"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know that I'm not dumb, and I also know I'm not blond."

"How long does it take to do my hair? I don't know - I'm never there."

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap."

"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."

"I look just like the girl next door...if you happen to live next to an amusement park."

"I never let a rhinestone go unturned."

"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of Molehills."

"Am I always recognized when I go out? I sure hope so, I spend a lot of time making myself look like Dolly, and that's who people expect to see."

"I feel like I'm fighting a battle when I didn't start a war."

"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."

"Find out who you are and do it on purpose."

"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."

"Storms make trees take deeper roots."

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

"My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures."